For my final of three #satspanks posts, I’ve got a delightful little book called Of Mooning Santas & Penis Lights. Pit a display loving Kaden with a display-hating John. Add to it Kaden’s kinky side and his ability to make up his own renditions of well-known Christmas songs and well…
Whistling softly under his breath, Kaden pressed on the brakes. Living an hour away from his job was a pain at times, but he loved Graming Heights. The people, the house, and of course, his hot neighbor, John Ving. Damn, but that man was a piece of eye candy. He had that whole early forties, “silver just entering his dark brown hair” kind of sexiness going on. And he was so put together—always the right clothes, never a hair out of place. Kaden had dreamed of messing him up a bit many nights.
He sang along with “Santa Baby” on the radio, changing the words a little to suit his purpose. “Slip a John Ving under the tree for me. I’ve been a really good boy.”
Former US Marine John Ving hates everything about holiday displays: they’re tacky, they waste energy, and they’re an eyesore. So what does his new neighbor do? He sets up the holiday spectacle from hell, and he doesn’t seem to care which holiday—he has a menorah, a baby Jesus, a Santa, and everything in between. Not to mention it’s swathed in enough lights his house is probably visible from space.
High-school teacher Kaden loves the holidays, and huge light displays on his lawn make his heart glow. He’d love to share some cheer—and maybe some kinky fun—with his smoking hot neighbor John. Odd things start to happen to his displays and just as he begins to think life is going his way, with the holidays and with John, a Grinch destroys everything.
It’s gonna take the display-hating John to set things right—and what he has planned might blow Kaden’s mind.
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