Of Mooning Santas #SatSpanks

OTK Sat Spanks-dusty roseHappy Saturday, Spankos 🙂

How’s your day going? Mine’s good. Busy but good. I’m preparing for NaNoWriMo and getting all the little things done before it that I need to get out of the way.

Giving you an itty bitty snippet from an upcoming holiday book I’ve got coming out – Of Mooning Santas and Penis Lights. It will be available as an individual book sometime in December, but it is also a part of the Dreamspinner 2016 Advent Calendar – Bah Humbug. As they do every year, they offer discounts on the full package if purchased early. The cheapest price ends on Monday 😉 Or you can wait for the day in December when Of Mooning Santas and Penis Lights comes out 🙂

Here’s a little look at Kaden.


Whistling softly under his breath, Kaden pressed on the brakes. Living an hour away from his job was a pain at times, but he loved Graming Heights. The people, the house, and of course, his hot neighbor, John Ving. Damn, but that man was a piece of eye candy. He had that whole early forties, “silver just entering his dark brown hair” kind of sexiness going on. And he was so put together—always the right clothes, never a hair out of place. Kaden had dreamed of messing him up a bit many nights.

He sang along with “Santa Baby” on the radio, changing the words a little to suit his purpose. “Slip a John Ving under the tree for me. I’ve been a really good boy.” A honk from behind him reminded him to watch the traffic, and he took his foot off the brake long enough to move up the two car lengths between him and the vehicle in front of him.


Book Cover: Of Mooning Santas and Penis Lights
Available at:

Of Mooning Santas and Penis Lights


Former US Marine John Ving hates everything about holiday displays: they’re tacky, they waste energy, and they’re an eyesore. So what does his new neighbor do? He sets up the holiday spectacle from hell, and he doesn’t seem to care which holiday—he has a menorah, a baby Jesus, a Santa, and everything in between. Not to mention it’s swathed in enough lights his house is probably visible from space.

High-school teacher Kaden loves the holidays, and huge light displays on his lawn make his heart glow. He’d love to share some cheer—and maybe some kinky fun—with his smoking hot neighbor John. Odd things start to happen to his displays and just as he begins to think life is going his way, with the holidays and with John, a Grinch destroys everything.

It’s gonna take the display-hating John to set things right—and what he has planned might blow Kaden’s mind.

And now check out some other great SatSpanks posts:

6 thoughts on “Of Mooning Santas #SatSpanks”

Comments are closed.

Pin It on Pinterest

Share This