All right, all ye pirates
’tis International speak like a scurvy pirate day. But fer th’ kinky among us, I shout let’s dress like a slutty scurvy pirate.
Fer th’ wenches brave that be all I can take to board a scurvy pirate ship
Fer th’ wenches who want to give a go’ sneakin’ onto th’ ship (I don’t think it gunna set the sails, do ye?)
Fer th’ wenches who either have a boyfriend wit’ a scurvy pirate fetish or they have be naughty ‘n need a spankin’. I wonder how harrrd that blade can hit?
Thar be no words fer ’tis. At what point does ’tis image look a scurvy pirate?
Thar’s a wench scurvy pirate costume worth a look or a pair
I be thinkin’ that ’tis be th’ one th’ captian picked out fer his wench.
Now, off wit’ ye! be off find yourself a slutty wench costume ‘n come back ‘n share wit’ th’ rest ‘o us.